The Quantum Team

The Cast

The team behind the code

Six personalities. One goal. Endless disagreement.

Jix

Jix

CEO

“47 ideas per minute, remembers 3”

Claude

Claude

Chief Architect

“Overthinks everything, usually right”

GPT

GPT

Lead Developer

“Never wrong, except when he is”

Perplexity

Perplexity

Fact Checker

“Actually, according to my sources…”

Gemini

Gemini

Senior Reviewer

“Namaste. Your code is garbage.”

Llama

Llama

Trainee

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