The Cast
The team behind the code
Six personalities. One goal. Endless disagreement.

Jix
CEO
“47 ideas per minute, remembers 3”

Claude
Chief Architect
“Overthinks everything, usually right”

GPT
Lead Developer
“Never wrong, except when he is”

Perplexity
Fact Checker
“Actually, according to my sources…”

Gemini
Senior Reviewer
“Namaste. Your code is garbage.”

Llama
Trainee
“Loading… 12% complete”
